Crazy? No! Just Clumsy!
BY: The News Voice
Clumsiness is not a choice but a curse.
People around you might think it's an act or you’re tryna be cute. The person living it knows the real struggle.
Gravity is your Worst enemy
You have lived your life on the other side of the universe where there is no coordination around you.
High Heels are a Nightmare
You trip on thin air when barefoot. God forbid you wear heels, people need to fear being around you due to risk of unintentional injury
Your lack of grace is both Astounding and Hilarious
For the sake of dignity, you prefer eating and drinking alone.
Sports require hand-eye coordination which you absolutely lack. You smack your own teammates with equipment.
Sober you is a Hazard. Imagine being Drunk, without any inhibitions...
You keep dropping things... Be it a mobile, Or a child..!
Want to avoid being Clumsy? Start thinking ahead, be patient, most importantly... Don't stop smiling!