Good Comebacks

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[{"selector":"#anim-9b3c72fa-506f-4d95-8e66-02979f324627","keyframes":{"transform":["scale(3)","scale(1)"]},"delay":200,"duration":1000,"fill":"forwards"}] "Oops! My bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult." READERSDIGEST

[{"selector":"#anim-21741c97-8ad4-4c63-b6cd-69f9c4984640","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(-195.69892%, 0px, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":1000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-30b93f9a-734e-45bb-bff5-3f016d8d65a7","keyframes":[{"transform":"rotateZ(-360deg)"},{"transform":"rotateZ(0deg)"}],"delay":0,"duration":1000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"forwards"}] "I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste." "I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste." READERSDIGEST

[{"selector":"#anim-50b64a1f-64a4-42b8-b3d1-086a881267a2","keyframes":{"transform":["translate3d(0px, -241.52278%, 0)","translate3d(0px, 0px, 0)"]},"delay":0,"duration":600,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.6, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both"}] [{"selector":"#anim-e5301316-1918-4f2d-926d-7786d94f36a3","keyframes":[{"transform":"rotate(-540deg) scale(0.1)","opacity":0},{"transform":"none","opacity":1}],"delay":600,"duration":1000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.4, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both","iterations":1}] Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology." READERSDIGEST

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