Good Comebacks
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BY: The News Voice
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This would be a great comeback for when your kids blame their lack of planning on you.
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"Some day you'll go far-- and I really hope you stay there."
Verbal Retorts are the best
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"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
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"Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck!"
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"I've been called worse things, like you girlfriend."
Perfect counter for girls to rid the stalkish guys.
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Battle an Interrupter
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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For the Kill-Joys
"You bring everyone a lot of joy... when you leave the room."
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"Oops! My bad. I could've sworn I was dealing with an adult."
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"I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste."
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Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. I think you owe it an apology."
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Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you.
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Use these great comebacks when someone tries to roast you
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